You have to buy them something.
You don't have a choice. It's their "workiversary" and you have to get them something... why not get something that makes you laugh, possibly at them, which is perfect.
We know. You don't know them.
Working together these days means we somehow have to be friends. It shouldn't so get that something for that person you really don't give a sh*t about.
You have better things to do with your time.
How you get saddled with this, we'll never understand either. But you've been saddled with it so buy it from us, we're way cooler than the other guys.
