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No. It's not Friday Yet. Steve Will Steal Your Ideas. Your CEO will NEVER be Happy. You'll Probably Be Fired on Zoom. Wait For It.

Incredible Gear To Help You Through The Soul Sucking Anxiety of Corporate Life

Minimum Effort Rainbow Background Classic T Minimum Effort Rainbow Background Classic T
Minimum Effort Rainbow Background Classic T from $18.00
Introducing the ultimate wardrobe essential for the master of minimum effort who still manages to ace the annual raise – the "Minimum Effort" t-shirt with our low effort rainbow background! Are you amazed by that co-worker who effortlessly glides through tasks, yet always comes out on top during performance reviews? Look no further, as our "Minimum Effort" t-shirt is here to celebrate their effortless charm with style. Crafted from premium, soft fabric and featuring a bold design, this t-shirt is the perfect way to honor their unique talent in the workplace. With its sleek lettering proudly emblazoned across the chest, it serves as a playful nod to their ability to achieve maximum results with minimal input. Whether they're mastering the art of delegation or effortlessly finding shortcuts to success, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to their wardrobe. Let them wear their expertise on their sleeve – quite literally! Embrace the genius of doing just enough without breaking a sweat. Get your "Minimum Effort" t-shirt today and elevate your co-worker's effortless charm to legendary status! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½
Minimum Effort Genuine T-Shirt Minimum Effort Genuine T-Shirt
Minimum Effort Genuine T-Shirt from $18.00
Introducing the ultimate wardrobe essential for the master of minimum effort who still manages to ace the annual raise – the "Minimum Effort" t-shirt! Are you amazed by that co-worker who effortlessly glides through tasks, yet always comes out on top during performance reviews? Look no further, as our "Minimum Effort" t-shirt is here to celebrate their effortless charm with style. Crafted from premium, soft fabric and featuring a bold design, this t-shirt is the perfect way to honor their unique talent in the workplace. With its sleek lettering proudly emblazoned across the chest, it serves as a playful nod to their ability to achieve maximum results with minimal input. Whether they're mastering the art of delegation or effortlessly finding shortcuts to success, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to their wardrobe. Let them wear their expertise on their sleeve – quite literally! Embrace the genius of doing just enough without breaking a sweat. Get your "Minimum Effort" t-shirt today and elevate your co-worker's effortless charm to legendary status! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½
Timmy Stop It This Instant Enamel Mug
Timmy Stop It This Instant Enamel Mug $29.00
We all have a Timmy in the Office. Timmy is the hot off the presses intern who is hyper willing to do anything but has no clue how to do anything. Whatever Timmy does is doomed to failure, it's also 100% guaranteed to give you 10 times more work to unf**k what Timmy will f**k up. Oh yeah, your skinny jean, designer belt wearing CEO loves Timmy because Timmy's just happy to be here. F**k you Timmy. F**k you. ----- Every happy camper needs a unique camper mug. It's lightweight, durable and multifunctional. Use it for your favorite beverage or a hot meal, and attach it to your bag for easy access on a hike.• Material: Enamel• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)• White coating with a silver rim• Hand-wash only• Blank product sourced from ChinaAttention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Corporate Limbo Sticker sheet
Corporate Limbo Sticker sheet $12.99
These glossy stickers are designed to get you through the endless, painful days of corporate life. Tell your co-workers how you really feel without saying a word. Give your favorite items, like a notepad, laptop, or phone case an extra glow and personal touch. • Film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU), Promotional Monomeric PVC (US) • 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border • Glossy finish • Fast and easy application • 2–3 year durability • Indoor use (EU) • Indoor and outdoor use (US) • Blank product sourced from Japan Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the stickers.Size guide   HEIGHT WIDTH 5.83″×8.27″ (inches) 8 ¼ 5 ⅞
"CEO OF NO" White glossy mug from $15.99
You may not have reached the C Suite but when they ask, your answer is only a sip away. Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Blank product sourced from China
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"No" Hat - When They Ask, You Don't Need To Answer $49.00
Someone's always asking for something. Let's make your life easier with an answer at a glance. Ace a sporty, casual look with the adidas Performance Golf Cap. The unstructured cap has a pre-curved visor that will shield your eyes from the sun and a self-fabric strap closure for maximum comfort and a great fit. Order it now and hit the streets in style! • 100% brushed cotton twill • Product weight: 8.38 oz/yd² (284.13 g/m²) • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • Pre-curved visor • Black undervisor • 6 embroidered eyelets • Adjustable self-fabric hide-away strap closure • Black adidas GOLF label on the left side of the strap • Black grommet and flip buckle with adidas logo • Embroidered adidas logo on the left panel of the hat • Blank product sourced from China Important: This product is shipped only to the US and US territories.Size guide   A B C D One size (inches) 20 ½-23 ¼ 4 ⅜ 2 ¾ 6 ¼

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I never thought a simple t-shirt could bring such relief! Wearing the 'Minimum Effort' shirt not only lightens the mood but also serves as a silent protest against the drudgery of my job. Every time I glance at the mirror before heading to work, I'm reminded that I'm not alone in this battle against workplace monotony. Thank you for giving me a small piece of rebellion to carry with me every day.

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Your Manager
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I've always used stickers on my laptop as a way to express myself, but the 'Minimum Effort' sticker takes it to a whole new level. It's not just a witty accessory; it's a statement of solidarity with every disillusioned soul quietly navigating through the workday. Whenever I catch a glimpse of it while typing away, it's a reassuring reminder that I'm not alone in my struggle against workplace monotony.

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You. Every Day.
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Bob is muted EVERY TIME we're on a video call. I get it Bob, the GIGANTIC button that is BRIGHT RED that says MUTED is pretty hard to miss.

Shoot me.

I hate this place with the temperature of a thousand burning suns.

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Bob's Kid

You have to buy them something.

You don't have a choice. It's their "workiversary" and you have to get them something... why not get something that makes you laugh, possibly at them, which is perfect.

We know. You don't know them.

Working together these days means we somehow have to be friends. It shouldn't so get that something for that person you really don't give a sh*t about.

You have better things to do with your time.

How you get saddled with this, we'll never understand either. But you've been saddled with it so buy it from us, we're way cooler than the other guys.